Friday, June 23, 2006

How To Tell If Your Children Are Being Influenced By Liberals

All parents want what’s best for their children. As Christians, we understand that Satan is always sneaking around looking for ways to influence us in our daily lives, well, the same goes for children, but on an even sneakier level. Children don’t have the life experience to tell when they are being influenced in a way that is detrimental to their best interests. Their minds are still forming, and oh does Satan love a fresh mind to corrupt! If you suspect your children have come under the influence of Satan, you are probably correct. You MUST take action against the evil, doing nothing is exactly what Satan wants. If you do not act to counter the communistical thought parasite of Liberalism, your child will grow up to live in your basement forever, while working at McDonalds and whining to you on a daily basis about how the Republicans have ruined any chance of him ever getting a decent job and moving out.

Here’s a list of signs to help determine if Liberals are influencing your child. Remember be vigilant, Satan is a sneaky Devil!

1. Your child develops an unhealthy fascination with the 1960’s. Check their school notebooks for doodles of peace signs, a sure sign that they have become interested in the “hippy” drug culture. This type of influence can usually be blamed on a liberal teacher who in an attempt to catch the interest of his class will pretend he was at Woodstock and make up stories of his hippy adventures. On rare occasions a substitute teacher who really was at Woodstock will be to blame, but as they were most likely so high on acid that they can’t remember the actual event, the resulting influence will be identical “peace and love” hippy bullshit lies.

2. Your child refuses to eat meat, on the grounds that it is cruel to animals. This is a RED ALERT. Someone is influencing your child’s very being and you need to find out who it is. We are here on this earth to have dominion over the beasts, and in order to be a healthy vegan you need to spend so much time worrying about what it is that you are eating that your actual life becomes meaningless and you turn into a great big anemic looser. Finding the influencer shouldn’t be very hard, they will be pale with thin unshiny hair, either very skinny or very fat, lacking in energy and will most likely be wearing leather Birkenstocks.

3. You find your child reading Marx. If your child knows the meaning of the word proletariat, you are in trouble. This is an extreme case in which my best advice would be to pack up the family and move as soon as possible. Your child is most likely in a cult being run by a closet Marxist that is disguised as a debate club or a literature club being offered through the school. A good way to avoid this happening is to make sure all of your child’s extra curricular activities are run through your Church.

4. Your child begins to rebel against authority. Liberal influencers will tell your children as many lies as they can to get them to turn against their parents. This helps to ensure a future generation of welfare parasites which will keep their evil empire well fed and relevant, while they feast on the sweat off the backs of the hard working taxpayer. If your child starts referring to the government in derogatory tones or terms, he has begun to be influenced away from the God’s truth that the government is of the people for the people. He has distanced himself from the beauty of America and has begun to turn on his brother, as is what Satan wants.

6. Your child begins to question capitalism and the American way. A sure sign of Liberal infection is if your child tells you that money is not a measure of success. They will rant about the “worker” and how you, his loving parents, are agents of “the man” and how some crackpot in South America is going to lead a worker’s revolution that will shake the very foundations of your “white bread” world. They will quit all competitive team sports, claiming that winning isn’t everything. Some may even claim that Jesus was a communist! The best thing to do in this type of situation, is to take away their iPods, their car keys and all clothing except for two sweaters and one pair of pants for boys, and two dresses for girls. Make them use soap for shampoo and toilet paper for maxi pads. Take away from them anything which your evil capitalist money has purchased. That includes the stereo and all their Rage Against the Machine CD’s. If that doesn’t work, send them off to North Korea with a packed lunch.

7. Your child has been influence by Liberal fluff bunnies. If your child has been reading Michael Moore or surfing the liberal blogs from somewhere outside your influence, you really don’t have much to worry about. If you are confronted with arguments based on information your child has learned from Michael Moore, the best thing to do is laugh. And laugh. And laugh some more, until your child leaves the room. If confronted with information they have received from liberal blogs, remind them that AnnieAngel, a little Christian woman, armed only with the truth and a great pair of legs, can take on a whole blog of them by herself at anytime, and come away the winner. And then laugh. And laugh. And laugh some more.

This is just a small sample of behaviors that may indicate that your child has been compromised by Satan. Any behavior out of the ordinary should be carefully monitored. Liberals, like drug dealers, are trying to sell your children false happiness wrapped up in a great big lie of dependence. Let’s clean up our streets! Remember parents, the children are the future!

23 Comments:

At 24/6/06 1:01 PM, Blogger Shai said...

Wow! You covered a lot of the basics on liberal influence, Annie! As parents, my husband and I thank you. :)

 
At 24/6/06 1:39 PM, Blogger AnnieAngel said...

And I'd like to thank you and your Husband, Shai, on behalf of society, for raising your child in the proper Christian way.

You rock! God bless you!

 
At 28/6/06 9:39 AM, Blogger thebear said...

Why would you say this? Do you really believe that money is a measure of wealth? i don't understand you at all, you claim to be a christian, but some of what you say is decidedly un-christian. In first Timothy, chapter 6 verse 10, i believe you'll see what you've written goes against what the bible has to say. It happens a lot on this blog. You make a lot of accusatory statements about liberals and what you believe to be the general feeling of liberals toward christians and christianity. I know a lot of liberal christians, and many conservative christians, and i see you both bend the bible, bend the news, bend facts to make them suit a certain situation. No one is perfect, so it would be easier to take you seriously if you would occasionally admit that your party has screwed up. As it is, i don't see you as an educated woman with whom i disagree politically and spiritually, but as an uneducated disagreeable woman who follows her political figureheads like a puppy, no thought involved. I understand that you are a christian, and that you feel strongly about christianity, but if you want to be taken seriously as a conservative journalist, you should eliminate the talk of christianity from your political posts. Anyway, have a wonderful day. peace.

 
At 28/6/06 12:27 PM, Blogger AnnieAngel said...

Hahahahahaha. Ummmm, too much coffee???

I really don't care if you like what I have to say. I'm not a "conservative journalist" and don't know why you think I am. I'm just a girl who can see the TRUTH when it's right in front of her, the TRUTH that liberals want to destroy our great nation.

I mean, you all sympathize with terrorists and Islamists, yet they find YOU ALL more DISGUSTING then they find us.

If the Muslames magically take over the world, I get to live. You don't. But you don't understand that, do you?????

You don't even know who your enemies are! You should fall down on your knees and thank Jesus that people like me exist and protect you liberal idiots from yourselves!!

YOU TRAITOR!

 
At 5/7/06 6:23 PM, Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

That's good for deleting. See, we love America, and trolls like you just seem to love picking on little girls like Miss Annie.

Desist in the harrassment or you'll be deleted on sight, Mojo.

 
At 26/11/06 9:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where does Jesus say "hate the liberals" or "hate the unbelievers" or "hate your enemies"? Doesn't Jesus ask us to love everyone, even our enemies? What kind of Christian are you?

 
At 27/11/06 11:27 AM, Blogger Shoelimpy™ said...

Jesus hated. Take, for example, the fig tree. Or the moneychangers who had turned his Father's house into a den of thieves.

God the Father is said to hate many times in the Bible. He hated Esau but loved Jacob. Proverbs lists a number of things he hates and abhors. And so on and so forth.

Of course, this begs the question, where in the world did Miss Annie say she hated liberals?

 
At 21/12/06 1:55 PM, Blogger jfosk said...

Oh no! Not liberal influence! Let's just never question society and live in a world that hates change! Let's just sit back, smile, and let the conservatives spoonfeed us and tell us what's true and what's good, rather than taking the initiative and trying to make independent judgements.

 
At 31/12/06 7:41 PM, Blogger AnnieAngel said...

You're an arguemntative motherfucker, aren't you?

Why don't you go somewhere else, where everyone agrees with you?

And I hope you don't have children, I can only imagine the poison you would inject into their minds.

 
At 2/1/07 8:05 AM, Blogger shrimplate said...

Conservative xtians are amazingly stupid and self-contradicting, and they make for lousy employees.

 
At 28/4/07 3:42 PM, Blogger hersheygrl8 said...

"We are here on this earth to have dominion over the beasts"

so are you saying its okay to beat animals? would you torture a small puppy or kitten to have "dominion" over it?

i would say you are the beast here, not the animals.

 
At 28/4/07 3:50 PM, Blogger hersheygrl8 said...

"TRUTH that liberals want to destroy our great nation."

you know the nazi's had a similar attitude towards jewish people. its attitudes like that that can lead to a holocaust. it all starts with bigot attiudes like that saying certain types of people are out to destroy the nation.

and might i mention, Jesus was a jewish man.

 
At 6/5/07 10:59 PM, Blogger AnnieAngel said...

JESUS IS GOD.

 
At 5/1/09 8:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a liberal and I know for a fact that liberals do not want to take over the world and destroy things. They simply want everyone to have a chance to be happy and live a good life. Also, they want everyone to be able to choose what they believe without being murdered or tortured for it. Liberals believe in democracy not dictatorship and yes, forcing an entire country to be one religion is dictatorship. The religion that runs the country acts as the dictator and the people unhappy with it are the victims.

Please don't insult animals again because we are animals too. Animals have feelings you know. It's been proven in many tests.

 
At 26/1/09 4:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's been a long time but I find you as outspoken as always Annie "Angel". Your concern for children and desire to spread the Word is admirable but some of what you say is disturbing, at least coming from someone who claims to be a good Christian and a patriot. Wouldn't you say your suggestions are a little heavy handed? It is always an excellent idea to set a good example for children, but they also need to be allowed to make their own decisions. Forceful sheltering of a child can only harm them, a parent should instead focus on appropriate education. Any reasonable person can arrive at the conclusion that Marxism is unpractical and has an inherently flawed nature and that Leninist Doctrine is a misguided attempt at achieving an impossible goal that creates serious political and economic consequences... Democracy is not about pointing at one approach and saying "this is right". Its about choice, both the left and right have a place in our politics, without both we do not have the freedom we covet. Its not the liberals nor the conservatives that we have to worry about destroying the United States but the radicals on both the left and the right. I'll remind you that fascism is a product of radical right thinking, as communism is a product of the radical left. The same things can be said about religion, its about choice and free will. Turning to God because your parent forces you to is worthless, you must do it voluntarily. It is up to the parent to educate their child and show them the way, but its up to the child to take the path that they choose. Similarly, its radicalism that we must fear and fight in religions. True Muslims are good people. True Christians are good people. Radicals of both religions are destructive and crazily twist the words of their holy books. Let's not forget the lessons we ought to have learned during the Crusades, the supposed holy wars that were little more than massacres where the soldiers killed Muslims and Christians alike. All this being said, I wouldn't stop a child from listening to radical garbage, that would do little more than encourage curiosity and resentment. We must teach children how to reason and decide things for themselves so that they can recognize what is right, what is wrong, and what is relative. I'm also curious as to what makes you think Satan jumps down your throat with an all veggie diet. I think the practice is kind of silly, but I've seen it help people with serious weight problems.

-Sword Emblem, Veteran of the Fallen Boards of the WWN

 
At 26/1/09 6:06 PM, Blogger AnnieAngel said...

Hello! I totally didn't read your comment, it's all just a jumble of words, way too many words.

But it's nice to "see" you. I remember you a little bit. Plastic He-Man sword, right? You broke the cool emblem-thing off it and your mother grounded you, locked you up in your closet. Sad story, iirc.

Anyway, best to you!

 
At 26/1/09 8:44 PM, Blogger AnnieAngel said...

Just an fyi, check the date on this post.

Comments on this entire blog are pretty much closed.

Hi Mage! Hope life is being good to you.

 
At 10/10/09 12:06 AM, Blogger xRODx said...

this one's for annie angel...well girl, you really suck about religion, yes i'm gonna name myself mr. d00d/ANGEL "omg yes yes pray pray and hate liberals" FOR FUCKS SAKE how can you say you're a bit religious and you say you like rammstein, or at least you're stating 'sexual perversion is not you'¿ that buck dich video (like on most of rammstein songs...) sexual perversion is the topic, just look at the ending with that dude and his fake penis and the GREAT CUMSHOT...that's not very educative as you may know...
also you say you like AC/DC which name is popular for being AntiChrist/DeadChrist OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU SHOULD BE RETARDED
you're just as fake as all christians are, better go and repent your sins instead of misleading the retarded minds of minorities and stupid women with a blog
i don't personally give a SHIT about your "soul", rot in hell or sell it to buddahh or shiva, i'll be fine making fun of you (: and your legs, which all that make us think is you're the average christian woman that loves to get laid by any man that you may find

oh and one more thing KIDS SHOULD ALL HATE MEAT, me and my kids hate meat :) they know animals suffer
are you stupid? why desecrate land and destroy god's creations for having a 'nice meal'? can't you christians survive without meat?
omg and yes, vegan population is growing bigger (: everywhere there's a community of vegan people who are probably LIBERAL and hate government and hate FAKE christian people like you

GOD/SHIVA/KRISHNA/KASHMIR/BUDDAH/SEPHIROT BLESS YA! ;D

omg jesus christ please help this retarded people find your light!

 
At 7/1/10 12:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"JESUS IS GOD."

Hmm ok I might not be the most religious person, but Jesus is the son of God. If you are going to be so bold with that statement, might as well get your facts straight.

O by the way, nice hooker legs for your profile picture.

 
At 13/4/10 2:23 PM, Anonymous Ashlee AF wife said...

Okay, it's people like you how give people like me a bad name. Your advise is nothing more then your opinion yes. But, to say Satan is making you hate meat??? That's pathetic and I'm sorry for you.
I'm a true christian and a liberal and a vegitarian. Not to mention I raise my own children that way and let them make the desisions they want. I enforce rules on them and all, but I give them freedom to make the choice. If they fall all I hope is that they come to me and ask for help.

 
At 13/4/10 2:25 PM, Anonymous Ashlee AF wife said...

By the way. Jesus was 100% God and 100% human. He was God in the flesh and was born of Jewish heritage. He did suffer and was tempted. He was just like every other human and yet at the same time he wasn't. Take THAT to your pastor and lets see him tell you anything different

 
At 9/9/10 5:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where in the bible does it say that we must eat meat?

 
At 1/1/11 4:28 PM, Anonymous herekittykitty said...

hi Annie remember me i have since gone right wing and i like your post, and your replies to negative discourse. keep it up.

 

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